Greetings, Romans
This February has been a very crazy month, with two unfortunate wars and an unsuccessful merger with our former ally, Team Yellow Army. But, we’d like to promote the following people for their hard service this month. They are:
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Ave, Romans! Today we logged onto Sleet, Club Penguin Rewritten for a war battle against the Army of Club Penguin. While we lost all three rooms, we will not back down. We will amend our mistakes from this battle and start to win more rooms until we finally win the battles overall. Thanks to all who attended. Seize the Night!
Max: 11+
Average: 10
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Ave, Romans! Today we logged onto Blizzard, Club Penguin Rewritten for an US training. For the event, we raided our members’ igloos for stamps and to do tactics. Thanks to all who attended. Seize the Night!
Max: 12+
Average: 10
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In a privately run reconstruction of the defunct children’s game Club Penguin, players gathered their penguins in a semi-circle around a “casting couch,” where their leader, 24-year-old Prior Bumble, sat, receiving virtual oral sex from one after another, while prop cameras pointed at the action.
It wasn’t the first time they had acted out this scene.
According to a former member of Prior Bumble’s “army,” the Recon Federation of Club Penguin (RFCP), one of these casting couch parties ended when, after taking their turn, a player asked Prior if he knew they were 12 years old.
Prior immediately logged off.
After midnight July 19, a female member of RFCP I’ll call Rose asked Prior in a private message who he’d be seeing tonight in the “stuff room,” an area of one member’s in-game igloo devoted to cybersex.
“Guess we’ll see lol,” he said. “Sometimes, I have a feeling you’d…
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Ave, Romans! Today we logged onto Blizzard, Club Penguin Rewritten for an US training mission. We decided for this event, we would dress up as snails. We recruited around 3 people along the way and did some great tactics. Thanks to all who attended. Seize the Night!
Max: 15+
Average: 13
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Ave Romans,
Welcome to a new series on the Romans site, Meme Review. Here, we go over some of the best memes of our enemies of the current times. This is going to be a weekly post as long as we have enemies. I will make sure to include the best memes and the best commentary to go with it. Sit back, beat your meat, and eat some frosted flakes as we masturbate upon the unholy souls of our enemies. I will make sure to include the best copypastas for the clowns out there!
Yes, you heard me right. Uncle Cob, voted best troll of RFCP, is show casing some high class clownery of RFCP. Why would I do that? Well because, we’re at war and we really need some nice laughs to keep our troops happy! Note: I still love you RFCP, just why did you gotta play us like that?
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Ave, Romans! Today we logged onto Blizzard, Club Penguin Rewritten for an unscheduled AUSIA divisional training mission as Spiders! At first we only had 2 troops on but within the next 10-15 minutes we rose to 4 and finally 5! That is what I like to see and hopefully we can create a greater AUSIA division officially. Fear us RFCP, for soon we will be maxing higher their your AUSIA! Seize the night!
Max: 6 (one came at the last minute)
Average: 4
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Ave Romans,
If you are not aware already, RFCP has declared war upon the Roman Empire. Yet another war, and our first war of this generation. Just to clarrify this post is not attacking ANYONE from RFCP nor is it an open letter like Kailey did (if you didn’t know I ran over her lizard a while back and she ate it). So I’ll just get into it.
The war occurred in a diplomatic talk with Prior and Sha. They claimed that Cabin raided a RFCP event. At first, I did believe it, probably because it was like 2 AM or something like that. But, later Games pointed out that there is a lack of evidence after digging deep. So we retracted our demotion of our Minister of Propaganda. Prior gave us an ultimatum to keep him demoted or war. We, not being pussies, decided to keep him as Prefect. This angered him to declare war. He also did accidently say that Cabin didn’t participate. So we talked over and decided to accept this war. That’s pretty much it. We are simply going to war over some baseless accusations, but this war is going to remain a nice and simple war between two armies. I do wish you luck, RFCP.
To note, as Minister of War, I am formally dropping all non-war related foreign relations with RFCP until the war ends. If you are in Romans and are in RFCP, you are obligated to leave the server. However, I am not going to hunt you down and force you to do that.
Act I – RFCP Removal Act
But we are going to win this war. No matter what. We will not step down, we will win.
Cobra,
Roman Legate & Minister of War
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Ave, Romans! Today we logged onto Blizzard, Club Penguin Rewritten for an unscheduled US bee mission. While at the end of the event, we began to fall apart, we still did great in the beginning and ended up getting two recruit. Seize the Night!
Max: 10/8+ (with rogues/without rogues)
Average: 5 (without rogues)
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