Sound the Horns of War

The Club Penguin Romans officially declare war on CP Crew.

Ave, Romans…

I typically preface my post with a quick description of who I am and what I’ve done, but I no longer find that necessary. I’m Twitchy543. You know who I am.

But this isn’t about me. This is about the Romans.

In 2006 this army was feared as the most notorious army on Club Penguin. Oagalthorp, the creator of the famous Army of Club Penguin and known to many as the founder of Club Penguin armies, wrote in his memoirs collected in “The ACP Saga” with a tone of dread about this very army, and its creator Explorer7777.

Following that war, the Romans broke into clans and weren’t reunited as army until roughly half a year later under Djgtjvgyhxgy, a man some of you may know as the Emperor of this generation who preceded me. The Roman Army lived on, although it never reached its former potential.

In late 2015, I asked Dj for permission to take over the army, and acted as the Emperor in his absence, appointing Antonio960 to lead the army. The army did well, but Antonio would later fall inactive and the leadership would be reinstated by his subordinate commanding officers, where the army would never see the glory that Antonio had returned to it. I promised in the closure of the army in February of 2016, that things would be different in the future.

It’s the future.

But what is different? This army has shown the capability to max sizes of 15-20 under the leadership of Dj, Ant, and myself, yet when the wheel is handed to one of the leaders of the army, the ship suddenly begins to sink. Nothing is different. Nothing has changed. The Roman Army has still never seen the glory it saw in 2006. Instead of a star going through a supernova as it should have, this army has been a lightbulb slowly dimming.

This leaves me, the Emperor, with two options. I can replace the bulb entirely, or I can rewire the coils, give it more voltage, and make it shine brighter than it ever was made to do.

And that’s what I’m going to do.

The Romans have been holding the same events for weeks on end and has slowly been growing smaller. All this training the Romans have done has amounted to nothing. It’s time to put that training into practice. After carefully analyzing the options on who could be a formidable enemy that would be challenging to defeat, but not impossible, the officers have decided on a candidate. The Roman Army hereby declares war on the Club Penguin Crew.

After days of feeling out the enemy and testing the waters through a series of raids, we are finally prepared to engage. Invasions have been scheduled on the CPC nation. I have returned to lead the army throughout the war in case extra assistance is required. Our allies, the Rebel Penguin Federation, have offered assistance at our request should we need it, but I don’t think we will.

I’ve seen the potential of this army, and because of that I haven’t given up on you. Don’t give up on me, Romans. Help us restore this army to its former glory.

Help us be the light that shines through the darkness. One light is dim, but many together are blinding. Stand by me, Romans, and together…

…we will seize the night.

– Twitchy543 –

– Roman Emperor –


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